Theorema Egregium — where it appears
Named by 11 essays across 3 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
No map is faithful
Not "no map yet", and not "no map at page size". Gaussian curvature can be computed from inside a surface, a sphere has some and a plane has none, and that closes the question permanently.
The curvature of the Earth is not one number
An ellipsoid's Gaussian curvature varies by 1.35% from equator to pole, so the sphere is not developable onto the ellipsoid any more than the plane is onto the sphere. The spherical approximation is a projection with an irreducible cost, and the cost is 6,739 parts per million.
A direction carried round a loop
Carry a bearing round a circuit, keeping it as parallel to itself as the surface allows, and it comes back turned. Round a parallel at 45° the turn is 4.443 radians and the cap enclosed is 1.840, and they sum to exactly one revolution — so the turning is not the curvature, and on a cone it is all of one and none of the other.
Curvature that varies from place to place
The impossibility this site is built on was argued on a sphere, where the curvature is one number. On the Earth it varies by 1.35 per cent, on Jupiter by 31, on Vesta by a factor of 2.7 — and on a body with three axes it varies along a parallel, which no formula in latitude can express.
Two surfaces with the same curvature
The ladder's base says curvature is the obstruction to a faithful map. It has never asked whether curvature is the whole obstruction — and it is, locally: there is a whole family of surfaces with the unit sphere's curvature at every point, none of them a sphere, and a geodesic circle drawn on one agrees with the same circle on another to one part in 10¹⁴.
Impossible in two derivatives, possible in one
The impossibility this whole collection rests on computes a second derivative, so it is a statement about maps that have two. Take one away and it is false: a corrugation restores an exact length while converging to the map that does not, and iterating it gives a flattening whose derivative converges and whose curvature runs to half a million.
The places where a map is exactly right
Nine essays on this ladder say a map cannot be right everywhere. None asks where it IS right — and the answer is a curve, a pair of curves, or two isolated places, never a patch. Measured across fourteen projections the set's neighbourhood shrinks with an exponent of 0.48, 1.0 or 2.0, and the value the impossibility forbids is 0.
Not every distortion can be asked for
Six essays have written projections as conditions and asked how much freedom a condition leaves. The reverse question has never been put: a cartographer knows what distortion they want, so can they ask for it? For a conformal map the answer is a single equation, it is the Theorema Egregium in disguise, and asking for no distortion anywhere fails it by exactly the curvature of the sphere.
Four cities that cannot be drawn to scale
Every impossibility in this field so far has been about a surface. This one is about four numbers: London, New York, Tokyo and Sydney have six distances between them, and no four dots on any sheet of paper have those six separations. The test is a determinant Cayley wrote down in 1841, and it comes out −3.34 × 10²³ where zero is required.
The nearest map to an impossible request
Rung seven found that not every distortion can be asked for. It never asked what happens when one is asked for anyway — and the answer has a shape: the achievable fields are the solutions of an elliptic equation, a request is a point off that set, and the nearest point leaves a residual whose floor is the curvature rather than the size of the ask.
On a body with a hole, north can be up everywhere
Twelve rungs vary the body's shape and none varies its topology, which is what every impossibility here actually rests on. A torus has a nowhere-zero tangent field, a total curvature of zero rather than 4π, and a conformal world map with no cut and no singular point — and it still cannot be flattened, for the one reason that survives.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
Gaussian curvatureIsometryIntrinsic geometryDevelopable surfaceClosed formConformalityDifferential equationFirst fundamental formScale factorTopologyVerificationBoundary-value