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5 September 2026

13 essays on the impossibility, the families, what is taught wrongly, what each projection optimises, what the numbers refer to, what a machine does with it and measuring distortion

What a cut buys. The mean angular deformation of the interrupted sinusoidal against the total length of cut the interruption spends, for lobe counts from one to twenty-four. Goode's interruption — the one actually printed — is the marked point: it spends 100 thousand kilometres and returns 18.0°, where the even-lobed curve returns 9.2° for the same length. It is not on the frontier and it was never trying to be: its cuts are placed to keep continents whole. The impossibility

What a cut buys

Six rungs count cuts and none measures one. A cut is a curve on the sphere with a length in kilometres, the shape distortion it removes is a falling function of that length, and the interruption everybody prints spends a hundred thousand kilometres to reach a figure the even-lobed curve reaches with sixty.

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Bigger triangles, and how much bigger depends on what is fixed. How well a survey can resolve Gaussian curvature, against the side of its triangles, under three things being held fixed. One triangle: the accuracy improves as the inverse SQUARE of the side, fitted exponent -2.000. A chain of fixed length, which is what every great arc was: bigger triangles mean fewer of them, and the exponent is -1.503 — exactly three halves. A network covering a fixed area: -0.999, exactly one. The trade depends on what a survey is short of. The impossibility

How many triangles it takes

Rung eleven priced one triangle and recorded that a survey observes hundreds. Averaging n of them divides the noise by √n, and n is not free: a chain of fixed length holds fewer big triangles than small ones, so the accuracy improves as the side to the power three halves rather than two. Struve's 141 triangles of forty kilometres are worth exactly Gauss's seven of eighty-five.

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Four radii of the Earth, and one that is a range. The four constants called the mean radius of the Earth, on a scale of kilometres, with the range of the local Gaussian radius √(MN) drawn behind them. Three of the four agree to about a part per million; the rectifying radius is 3560 metres smaller, which is 559 parts per million. The Gaussian radius spans twelve times that range on its own, which is why there is no such thing as the conformal sphere. The families

Four radii of the Earth

Ten rungs handle the ellipsoid with an auxiliary latitude. Every one of those constructions also needs a radius, and the radius that makes each property exact is a different number: the published 6371 km is right for an area to half a part per million and wrong for a meridian distance by 559 — while the radius a conformal map needs is not a constant at all, and spans 6,739.

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One quantity, one region, and the exponent left free. The scale departure of six projections over the world, aggregated as a p-norm, against p on a logarithmic axis. At p = 1 the best is Eckert IV; at p = 64 it is Winkel tripel. Nothing about the maps changed between the two ends of the axis — only how much of the region a bad point is allowed to spoil. Drawn in no projection: the axes are an exponent and a score. What is taught wrongly

The average was a choice of norm

Ten projections, one region, one measured quantity, and the only free decision left is how to turn a field into a number. Over the world's scale departure the ordering at the mean and the ordering at the worst case have a rank correlation of −0.04, all ten maps change position, and the exponent that produced each answer is stated nowhere.

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Two regions, three answers. Britain and New Zealand, 166° apart, with the pole of the best oblique conic under each of three objectives. Pooling the samples and taking an area-weighted score puts the pole in one place; refusing to let either region be worse than the other puts it somewhere else. The regions are drawn on Mollweide so that equal ground areas are equal page areas. What each projection optimises

The pooled score abandons a region

Fifteen rungs optimise for one region. An atlas is several, and pooling their samples into one area-weighted score is what everybody does — which on Britain and New Zealand serves Britain 1.2 times worse than it could be served alone and New Zealand 125 times worse. The worst-case objective makes them equal at 33 and 59, and the cost of sharing rises with separation from 1.4 to 59.

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A surface whose curvature changes sign, and integrates to nothing. a wide ring of major radius 3 and minor radius 1, shaded by its Gaussian curvature. The outer half is positively curved like a sphere, at up to 0.250; the inner half is saddle-shaped and negative, down to -0.500; and the two circles between them, drawn as lines, are exactly flat. The integral of the curvature over the whole surface is zero, which is 2π times the Euler characteristic — and every impossibility in this collection rests on that number being 2 rather than 0. What the numbers refer to

On a body with a hole, north can be up everywhere

Twelve rungs vary the body's shape and none varies its topology, which is what every impossibility here actually rests on. A torus has a nowhere-zero tangent field, a total curvature of zero rather than 4π, and a conformal world map with no cut and no singular point — and it still cannot be flattened, for the one reason that survives.

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Millimetres of horizontal move per kilometre of assumed height. How far the transformed latitude and longitude move when the height fed into a datum transformation changes by one kilometre, for four published transformations at five places. It runs from 7.7 to 121 millimetres per kilometre. A latitude and a longitude do not carry a height, so a two-dimensional coordinate cannot be transformed until somebody supplies one that is not in it. What the numbers refer to

The height a coordinate does not carry

Ten rungs treat a datum shift as a map from one pair of angles to another. It is not one: the transformation runs through Cartesian coordinates, so the answer depends on the height — by 7.7 to 121 millimetres per kilometre depending on the datum and the place, which puts Lhasa 432 millimetres from where a height of zero would have said.

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The same tiling, turned. The cube's eight vertices, ringed, and eight cities, with the aspect of the cell each city falls in written beside it. The two panels are the same tiling: the same cells, the same areas, the same shapes, in the same numbers. Only where they sit has changed, and the eight cities get cells whose areas spread by 1.26 in one and 1.39 in the other. Drawn on Mollweide, in which equal ground areas are equal page areas. What a machine does with it

The orientation is a policy

A polyhedral cell system has three free angles nobody scores. They cannot improve it: rotating the solid rotates every cell rigidly, so the distribution of cell areas is identical for every orientation there is. What they decide is who stands on the bad cells — and the eight cities measured here get a spread of cell area of 1.00 under the best turn and 1.50 under the worst.

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One map, two samples, two answers. The same Miller cylindrical projection carrying two sets of sample points of the same size. On the left the points are uniform over the SPHERE — equal ground area between them, which is what every mean in this collection integrates against. On the right they are uniform over the PAGE, which is what a raster, a pixel loop or any figure that walks its own canvas produces. The right-hand set crowds where the map stretches, and the mean angular deformation it returns is 18.0° against the left-hand set's 7.2°. Measuring distortion

The sample was drawn on the page

Every mean in this collection integrates over the sphere, because that is where the ground is. A raster, a pixel loop and any figure that walks its own canvas integrate over the page instead, and the difference is exactly the covariance between the quantity being measured and the map's own area distortion — 7.2° of mean angular deformation on Miller becoming 18.0°.

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What a reprojection does, drawn where it does it. The angular deformation of the map that takes Sinusoidal's page to Gall–Peters's — which is what a reprojection is — shaded over the sphere and drawn on Mollweide so that equal ground areas are equal page areas. Both parents are equal-area, so the composite preserves area exactly; its mean angular deformation is 55.5° against 38.9° and 32.2° for the two maps separately. Composing two maps did not average their shape errors; it made a larger one. Measuring distortion

Two indicatrices do not make a third

Reprojecting is composing, and the composite's indicatrix is not a function of its parents'. Mollweide followed by Hammer is gentler than either map over eighty per cent of the sphere; the sinusoidal followed by Gall–Peters is worse than both everywhere. What separates them is one angle, and it is the number rung ten showed the ellipse does not carry.

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Six regions, before and after. Six circular regions of unequal size on the equal-area rectangle, and the same six after the cartogram of four cities has been solved. Each drawn area is exactly its base area times the density it was asked for. The four that grow stay recognisably round; the two that shrink are drawn out into shapes that no longer resemble what they were, and nothing in the construction chose to treat them differently. Measuring distortion

A cartogram keeps the shapes it inflates

Seven rungs build cartograms and none reads one back. Reading means recognising a region and dividing its drawn area by its base area, and the construction is against the reader twice: the correlation between how much a region grows and how much of its shape it keeps is −0.996, and the base area a reader has to divide by is the map the cartogram replaced.

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One current, two maps, and only one of them conserves it. A flow that has no sources or sinks anywhere on the sphere — it is the perpendicular of a stream function's gradient, so its divergence is zero by construction — drawn on two projections. The arrows on the right are the images of the same ground velocities as the ones on the left. On the equal-area map the drawn field is still divergence-free; on the other it is not, and the arrows drawn in the warning colour are where a reader measuring the picture would find a source or a sink that is not there. Measuring distortion

A current drawn on a page has sources

Seven rungs project a scalar field and ask what the page does to its gradient. A wind or a current is the other half of what gets mapped, and the operator that matters for it is the divergence — which is preserved by an equal-area map exactly, by no other map at all, and by a conformal map least of anybody's expectation.

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Two places, one written coordinate. The lattice a coordinate written to 5 decimal places lives on, at 45° of latitude, where a cell is 1.11 metres north to south. Two real places a fifth of a cell apart are drawn as open marks and the single value they both round to as a filled one. The distance between them, computed from what was written, is exactly zero — an error a noise model cannot produce, since independent noise never puts two different points in the same place. Measuring distortion

Rounding is not noise

Eight rungs treat a coordinate's error as noise that averages down. A published coordinate has a second error that does not: it is deterministic, it is shared between every point in the same cell, and at five centimetres apart ninety-three per cent of pairs come out as the same place — which no amount of independent noise can produce.

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Everything published earlier, newest first. Titles only — the cards are on the full listing.

1 September 2026

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31 August 2026

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28 August 2026

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26 August 2026

15 essays on paths and directions, the impossibility, what is taught wrongly, the families, grids, and what a survey does, measuring distortion, what the numbers refer to and what a machine does with it

24 August 2026

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23 August 2026

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22 August 2026

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20 August 2026

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19 August 2026

15 essays on the impossibility, what each projection optimises, measuring distortion, the families, what the numbers refer to and what a machine does with it

18 August 2026

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15 August 2026

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11 August 2026

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10 August 2026

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