The thread: A theorem, not a limitation — page 1
No map is faithful
Not "no map yet", and not "no map at page size". Gaussian curvature can be computed from inside a surface, a sphere has some and a plane has none, and that closes the question permanently.
What can be unrolled
A cylinder is obviously curved and is intrinsically flat, so it lays out on a table with nothing stretched. A sphere is not. The distinction is exactly zero Gaussian curvature, and it is why paper tubes exist and paper globes do not.
The trade-off is two lines
Conformal means the two principal scales are equal. Equal-area means their product is one. Both at once forces both to one, which is an isometry, which the curvature forbids. That is the entire argument.
The square costs the poles
The cut at 85.0511287798° is the most-quoted number in web mapping and is almost never derived. It is where Mercator's northing equals half the world's width — the condition for a square — and it drops 1,901,487 square kilometres. A two-tile root would have reached 89.786° and dropped 3,558.
Total curvature and the scale rule
The impossibility has a size. A region covering a fraction of the sphere carries a fixed amount of curvature that any flat map must absorb, and for a circular region the least distortion any conformal projection can achieve is a closed form nobody can beat.
Measuring curvature from inside
A flatlander with a ruler can find out that its world is round, by drawing a triangle and adding the angles. Gauss–Bonnet turns that into an exact statement, and the total curvature of a closed surface turns out to be a number obtained by counting.
Molodensky's shortcut
The exact way to shift a datum needs an iteration nobody wanted to run on a 1950s machine, so a direct formula was derived instead. It lands within centimetres — and the abridged version everybody quotes is a different formula, worse by a factor of fifty.
The route with no shortest path
Between a point and the point diametrically opposite there are infinitely many shortest routes and no shortest route, and the standard formula for the distance between two places stops converging in a neighbourhood of it. The failure is a property of the question rather than a defect in the answer.
How small is flat enough
A builder works in plane coordinates and a national mapping agency does not, and the line between them is not a convention. The unavoidable error of treating a patch of the Earth as flat grows as the square of its size, and the size at any stated tolerance is a number.
Where the worst point is
The largest scale error on a conformal map of a country is always on the frontier, never inside it, whatever the country's shape and whichever conformal projection was chosen. It is a theorem rather than a tendency, and it is the reason Chebyshev's criterion works.
The curvature of the Earth is not one number
An ellipsoid's Gaussian curvature varies by 1.35% from equator to pole, so the sphere is not developable onto the ellipsoid any more than the plane is onto the sphere. The spherical approximation is a projection with an irreducible cost, and the cost is 6,739 parts per million.
The conic is the whole family
Cylindrical and azimuthal are usually presented as two of three families beside the conic. They are the two ends of it. One parameter runs from the cylinder to the plane, and both limits are exact rather than suggestive — which is measurable, and measured here.
A direction carried round a loop
Carry a bearing round a circuit, keeping it as parallel to itself as the surface allows, and it comes back turned. Round a parallel at 45° the turn is 4.443 radians and the cap enclosed is 1.840, and they sum to exactly one revolution — so the turning is not the curvature, and on a cone it is all of one and none of the other.
Conformal does not mean the angles are right
A conformal projection preserves angles between curves at a point. Draw a triangle on one with a ruler and its angles are wrong by degrees — and the total error is fixed before the projection is chosen, because a plane triangle sums to 180° and the real one does not.
Curvature that varies from place to place
The impossibility this site is built on was argued on a sphere, where the curvature is one number. On the Earth it varies by 1.35 per cent, on Jupiter by 31, on Vesta by a factor of 2.7 — and on a body with three axes it varies along a parallel, which no formula in latitude can express.
The ellipsoid is a level surface
WGS84 publishes two dozen constants and defines four of them. The other twenty are consequences — polar gravity, the potential of the ellipsoid, the coefficient that dominates the Earth's gravity field — and every one comes back here from a, f, GM and ω to the last digit published.
Where the shortest route stops being the only one
On a sphere there is exactly one point with no shortest route from a given place: the antipode. On the ellipsoid the Earth actually is, that point is an arc — sixty-six kilometres of the antipodal meridian for a point on the equator, half a kilometre for one at 85°, and every point of it reachable by two different geodesics of exactly equal length.
Two surfaces with the same curvature
The ladder's base says curvature is the obstruction to a faithful map. It has never asked whether curvature is the whole obstruction — and it is, locally: there is a whole family of surfaces with the unit sphere's curvature at every point, none of them a sphere, and a geodesic circle drawn on one agrees with the same circle on another to one part in 10¹⁴.
The globe on a solid
Cylinder, cone and plane are not the only surfaces a sphere can be laid on. Project it onto a polyhedron and the curvature goes entirely to the corners — π at each of the tetrahedron's four, π/5 at each of the dodecahedron's twenty, and always 4π in total, which is exactly the curvature of the sphere it replaced.
No map of the whole sphere is one to one
Eleven essays establish that no map preserves distance, and every step of that argument needs a distance. There is a second impossibility underneath it that needs nothing at all: a sphere is compact and has no boundary, so a continuous map of it into the page cannot also be one to one. Eighteen library projections, eighteen escapes, and not one of them free.
The cut has to go somewhere
A solid lies flat only if it is cut open, and which edges to cut is a spanning tree of the face graph — so the icosahedron has exactly 5,184,000 distinct nets, a determinant rather than an estimate. All 384 of the cube's were laid flat and tested: not one overlaps, while an irregular tetrahedron overlaps in four of its sixteen.
The antimeridian is a cut in the numbers
A twenty-degree box across 180° has a bounding box of 359.4°, a planar area seventeen times too large, and a midpoint 20,015 kilometres from where it belongs — which is the antipode, exactly. Moving the cut moves the failure and never removes it, because a circle cannot be numbered by an interval.
North cannot be up everywhere
Ground north is a field of arrows on the sphere, and a field of arrows on a sphere must vanish somewhere. The failure is not measured, it is counted: the indices of the zeros sum to two, obtained here as a winding number in seven different charts with no distance anywhere in the calculation, and it is the same two that Gauss–Bonnet gets by integrating curvature.
The flattening is not a free parameter
An ellipsoid is usually presented as two numbers somebody fitted. One of them is not free — Clairaut's theorem relates the shape of a rotating body to the gravity on it, and the relation holds on WGS84 with a residual of 3.1×10⁻⁵ — which is 2.74 times f², exactly what a first-order theorem is entitled to.