The thread: Every figure here is a projection — page 1
The shortest route is not straight
The shortest path between two points on a sphere is an arc of a great circle, and on almost every map it is a curve. The straight line on a Mercator chart is a different route entirely, and on some journeys it is twenty-eight per cent longer.
A screen map is a pyramid of tiles
The scheme every slippy map runs on is a coordinate system with three integers and one projection, and almost all of it is forced. A square world is what makes the quadtree work, the levels are exact powers of two, and the published resolution — 156,543 metres per pixel at zoom zero — is a distance on the ground at exactly one latitude.
No map is faithful
Not "no map yet", and not "no map at page size". Gaussian curvature can be computed from inside a surface, a sphere has some and a plane has none, and that closes the question permanently.
A grid scaled to the ground is not a map
Construction sites work in coordinates where a tape reading equals a computed distance, which is achieved by multiplying the national grid by a constant. The result is exact at one point, degrades east–west forty times faster than north–south, and is not a map projection at all.
The indicatrix is a limit
Tissot's ellipse describes an infinitesimal circle, and every published one is drawn finite. The error of the description falls as the radius rather than as its square — halving the circle halves the lie — and on the Robinson projection at a table entry it does not fall at all: sixty metres and six kilometres are both 1.17 per cent wrong.
The globe on a solid
Cylinder, cone and plane are not the only surfaces a sphere can be laid on. Project it onto a polyhedron and the curvature goes entirely to the corners — π at each of the tetrahedron's four, π/5 at each of the dodecahedron's twenty, and always 4π in total, which is exactly the curvature of the sphere it replaced.
A straight segment is a claim about a plane
Two exact endpoints, joined by a straight line in the plane the file is stored in. On the ground the line is 718 kilometres from the route it claims between New York and London, and 2,961 between London and Tokyo. The departure grows as the square of the length — fitted exponent 2.001 — so a stated tolerance costs vertices as a square root.
No map of the whole sphere is one to one
Eleven essays establish that no map preserves distance, and every step of that argument needs a distance. There is a second impossibility underneath it that needs nothing at all: a sphere is compact and has no boundary, so a continuous map of it into the page cannot also be one to one. Eighteen library projections, eighteen escapes, and not one of them free.
A circle of a distance is not a circle
Eleven essays in this field have followed a route across a map. A range ring is not a route — it is the edge of a set — and drawing one exposes a failure the route essays cannot: the same ground distance comes out 4.17 times longer in one direction than another on a common projection, and 13.03 times at 70° north.
A map that cannot be read backwards
Craig's projection answers one question exactly — lay a straight edge from any place to the centre and read the compass course, right to 6 × 10⁻¹⁴ of a degree. It pays by folding: 78°S and 48°S on the same meridian are drawn at the same point, so no inverse exists and nothing else can be read off it at all.
A corridor has a width the page cannot keep
Buffering a line is the most-run operation in spatial analysis and the corridor it produces is a reach set with two failures nobody separates: stroked on the page, one width covers 190 to 471 kilometres of ground along a single route; computed in closed form, the formula stops being the area at a width the route's own length fixes, and eventually claims more ground than the sphere has.
A projection between two projections
Every distortion measured on this site so far compares a map with the sphere. The operation a machine actually performs compares a map with another map — and that map has its own two principal scales, its own areal factor and its own angular deformation, none of which is the difference of the two it was built from.
The most compact shape depends on the paper
A geodesic disc attains the isoperimetric bound on a sphere — its score is one, exactly, at any radius. Score the same nine regions from their images on ten projections and four of them put something else on top, an oval and its own 45° rotation come out 4.7 per cent apart, and the projection that preserves the order is not the equal-area one.
The score is not stable at any scale
One boundary, read at eight resolutions from sixteen points to two thousand and forty-eight: the compactness score falls from 0.980 to 0.834 and is still falling. Changing the projection instead moves it by 0.69 per cent. The two decisions are made by the same person on the same afternoon and only one of them is ever reported.
A map of a body with three axes
Every projection on this site is written in a latitude, and a body with three unequal axes has none: the coordinate lines are not perpendicular, Lambert's equal-area formula spreads areas by 28 per cent on Vesta, and the equal-area map that does work has a different one on every meridian.
The shortest route between two coasts
A shortest path is usually asked for between two points. Between two regions the answer is attained at a pair of boundary points, and which pair is not the pair any page makes look nearest — a cylindrical map picks a pair 2,135 kilometres from the right one across the Atlantic, and 1,716 kilometres wrong between Chile and New Zealand, where its route is 22.5 per cent long.
A tilted view has no zoom level
Every essay about the screen so far assumes the map lies flat on it, which was true until about 2015. Pitch the camera sixty degrees and one frame asks for 3.6 zoom levels at once, a square tile covers ground four and a half times deeper than it is wide, and the pyramid has one integer per tile to answer with.
A crossing bends by a law only a conformal chart can show
A ship leaving pack ice for open water takes its quickest route by bending at the ice edge, so that the sines of its angles to the perpendicular stand in the ratio of its two speeds. The law has nothing in it but angles, so on Mercator it can be checked with a protractor — and on a plate carrée at sixty degrees north the same crossing reads as a ship making ten kilometres an hour in the ice rather than six.
A flat picture has one direction between two places, and the Earth has two
The bearing from New York to Tokyo and the bearing back are not reverses of each other: they miss by 128 degrees. A flat picture draws one line between the two cities, so no picture containing both can have a bearing error below 64 degrees. On any set of places up to about fifty degrees across, the best flat picture sits exactly on that floor — and away from the poles, so does Mercator.
A line of position is Newton's method, but only on a conformal chart
An altitude of a star puts a ship on a circle five thousand kilometres across, and the intercept method replaces that circle with a straight line. On Mercator the fix those lines give is one step of Newton's method: its error falls as the square of the assumed position's, and re-running it turns 300 kilometres into 24 metres in two steps. On a sheet that does not correct longitude for latitude it keeps a fixed share of every east–west error, one less the cosine of the latitude — 36 per cent at 50° north.
The strain a map adds to the ground's
A ground carried rigidly at forty millimetres a year deforms nothing, and read off a Mercator sheet at sixty degrees north it reports 10.9 nanostrain a year. Along a profile through a real boundary the invented part is 0.0 per cent of the answer where the zone is loud and 884 per cent where it is quiet.
The light comes from a page direction
A hillshade's illumination azimuth is declared from the top of the sheet, and the top of the sheet is grid north. On a conic the light therefore swings 52.6° across eighty degrees of longitude, and 72.8 per cent of the sheet is shaded differently from what the legend claims.
A tolerance in map units is not a tolerance
A snapping tolerance is a number, and the number is in whatever units the file is in. Five map units on Web Mercator is 4.97 metres of ground at the equator and 0.87 at eighty degrees — so a rule that merges two features three metres apart merges them everywhere below 52.8° north and refuses everywhere above it, in one pass, over one dataset, with nothing recording where the boundary is.
The ellipses are a sample, drawn at a size somebody chose
Thirteen essays measure with the indicatrix and none audits it as an instrument. A published field has a gauge nobody states and a placement nobody states: on Mercator the standard convention draws twenty-five identical circles while the areal factor runs over a factor of 14.9, and the average a reader takes off any of these fields is between 22 and 64 per cent too high.