Theme
The thread: Every figure here is a projection
The page is flat, so there is no way to show the sphere except by projecting it. Even the globes are projections with their own distortion, and no picture here is the undistorted truth.
The impossibility
No map is faithful
Not "no map yet", and not "no map at page size". Gaussian curvature can be computed from inside a surface, a sphere has some and a plane has none, and that closes the question permanently.
Paths and directionsThe shortest route is not straight
The shortest path between two points on a sphere is an arc of a great circle, and on almost every map it is a curve. The straight line on a Mercator chart is a different route entirely, and on some journeys it is twenty-eight per cent longer.