First fundamental form — where it appears
Named by 7 essays across 3 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
No map is faithful
Not "no map yet", and not "no map at page size". Gaussian curvature can be computed from inside a surface, a sphere has some and a plane has none, and that closes the question permanently.
Curvature that varies from place to place
The impossibility this site is built on was argued on a sphere, where the curvature is one number. On the Earth it varies by 1.35 per cent, on Jupiter by 31, on Vesta by a factor of 2.7 — and on a body with three axes it varies along a parallel, which no formula in latitude can express.
Two surfaces with the same curvature
The ladder's base says curvature is the obstruction to a faithful map. It has never asked whether curvature is the whole obstruction — and it is, locally: there is a whole family of surfaces with the unit sphere's curvature at every point, none of them a sphere, and a geodesic circle drawn on one agrees with the same circle on another to one part in 10¹⁴.
A map of a body with three axes
Every projection on this site is written in a latitude, and a body with three unequal axes has none: the coordinate lines are not perpendicular, Lambert's equal-area formula spreads areas by 28 per cent on Vesta, and the equal-area map that does work has a different one on every meridian.
A conformal map of a body with three axes
This site built an equal-area map of a triaxial body and wrote down what it could not do: the conformal one, which needs an isothermal coordinate that a surface with no axis of revolution was said not to have. It has one, Jacobi found it in 1839 for a different reason, and it takes two one-dimensional integrals.
An average of ellipses is not an ellipse
Rung three integrates distortion over a region and finds the weighting is somebody's opinion. It never asked what was being averaged. An indicatrix is a positive-definite matrix, matrices form a cone rather than a vector space, and the arithmetic average of an equal-area map's indicatrices comes back inflating area by up to 11 per cent.
A conformal map of a body that is not a quadric
Jacobi's ellipsoidal coordinates give a triaxial body a conformal map by two quadratures, and this collection wrote down what that argument uses: the surface has to be a quadric. A real body is not. Solving the discrete Cauchy–Riemann equations instead — one complex equation per triangle, two thousand triangles, conjugate gradients — gives a conformal map of a bumped body to a median of 1.10°, converging at first order in the mesh, with the areal factor spreading by 3.07 and refusing to converge at all.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
Closed formTriaxial ellipsoidConformalityGaussian curvatureIntrinsic geometryIsometryPlanetary datumTheorema EgregiumAngular deformationDevelopable surfaceEqual-areaInvariant