Gauss–Bonnet theorem — where it appears
Named by 10 essays across 5 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
Measuring curvature from inside
A flatlander with a ruler can find out that its world is round, by drawing a triangle and adding the angles. Gauss–Bonnet turns that into an exact statement, and the total curvature of a closed surface turns out to be a number obtained by counting.
A direction carried round a loop
Carry a bearing round a circuit, keeping it as parallel to itself as the surface allows, and it comes back turned. Round a parallel at 45° the turn is 4.443 radians and the cap enclosed is 1.840, and they sum to exactly one revolution — so the turning is not the curvature, and on a cone it is all of one and none of the other.
Conformal does not mean the angles are right
A conformal projection preserves angles between curves at a point. Draw a triangle on one with a ruler and its angles are wrong by degrees — and the total error is fixed before the projection is chosen, because a plane triangle sums to 180° and the real one does not.
The globe on a solid
Cylinder, cone and plane are not the only surfaces a sphere can be laid on. Project it onto a polyhedron and the curvature goes entirely to the corners — π at each of the tetrahedron's four, π/5 at each of the dodecahedron's twenty, and always 4π in total, which is exactly the curvature of the sphere it replaced.
How many times, not whether
Three rungs of this ladder answer yes or no and have no other kind of answer. The degree is the first quantity here that counts: a continuous map of the sphere to itself covers it a whole number of times, injectivity forces that number to ±1, and the number is recoverable three ways — by counting preimages, by integrating swept area, and from the rate at which the preimages coalesce.
Where the surface curves the other way
Twelve rungs argue the impossibility on surfaces whose curvature is positive everywhere. The surface a map of the ground actually depicts is not one of them: a stated terrain is saddle-shaped over 79 per cent of its curved area, its curvature runs to twenty-two thousand times the Earth's own, and even a single smooth hill is concave over 89 per cent of itself.
A conformal map of a body with three axes
This site built an equal-area map of a triaxial body and wrote down what it could not do: the conformal one, which needs an isothermal coordinate that a surface with no axis of revolution was said not to have. It has one, Jacobi found it in 1839 for a different reason, and it takes two one-dimensional integrals.
Cuts of the same size in different places
Where a body is cut decides how well it can be mapped, by a factor of ten — established with five windows of five different sizes, so *where* and *how much* were confounded and the factor could have been entirely about extent. Held to the same surface area to a quarter of a per cent, the answer survives at a factor of 1.32, and what predicts it is the curvature the window encloses.
The second derivative cannot classify
Seven essays have used a second derivative to measure a size. The one thing a second derivative is classically used to do is say what KIND of thing is at a point, and on a sphere that use fails: the determinant test totals six where the truth is two, its failure is confined to exactly the field it is asked about, and the count that gets it right never differentiates twice.
On a body with a hole, north can be up everywhere
Twelve rungs vary the body's shape and none varies its topology, which is what every impossibility here actually rests on. A torus has a nowhere-zero tangent field, a total curvature of zero rather than 4π, and a conformal world map with no cut and no singular point — and it still cannot be flattened, for the one reason that survives.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
ConformalityGaussian curvatureEuler characteristicTopologyVerificationPlanetary datumClosed formDegeneracyDevelopable surfaceGeodesicInterruptionIntrinsic geometry