The thread: Measured, not named — page 14
The fourth number the ellipse does not carry
A Jacobian has four independent entries and an indicatrix reports three. The missing one is the rigid rotation in the polar decomposition A = R·S, the indicatrix is exactly S, and R is what turns north into grid north: for the transverse Mercator it agrees with the survey formula for convergence to 5 × 10⁻¹⁰ degrees, from a different library and a different derivative.
The sample was drawn on the page
Every mean in this collection integrates over the sphere, because that is where the ground is. A raster, a pixel loop and any figure that walks its own canvas integrate over the page instead, and the difference is exactly the covariance between the quantity being measured and the map's own area distortion — 7.2° of mean angular deformation on Miller becoming 18.0°.
Two indicatrices do not make a third
Reprojecting is composing, and the composite's indicatrix is not a function of its parents'. Mollweide followed by Hammer is gentler than either map over eighty per cent of the sphere; the sinusoidal followed by Gall–Peters is worse than both everywhere. What separates them is one angle, and it is the number rung ten showed the ellipse does not carry.
A cartogram keeps the shapes it inflates
Seven rungs build cartograms and none reads one back. Reading means recognising a region and dividing its drawn area by its base area, and the construction is against the reader twice: the correlation between how much a region grows and how much of its shape it keeps is −0.996, and the base area a reader has to divide by is the map the cartogram replaced.
A current drawn on a page has sources
Seven rungs project a scalar field and ask what the page does to its gradient. A wind or a current is the other half of what gets mapped, and the operator that matters for it is the divergence — which is preserved by an equal-area map exactly, by no other map at all, and by a conformal map least of anybody's expectation.
Rounding is not noise
Eight rungs treat a coordinate's error as noise that averages down. A published coordinate has a second error that does not: it is deterministic, it is shared between every point in the same cell, and at five centimetres apart ninety-three per cent of pairs come out as the same place — which no amount of independent noise can produce.