The thread: Measured, not named — page 13
Two indicatrices do not make a third
Reprojecting is composing, and the composite's indicatrix is not a function of its parents'. Mollweide followed by Hammer is gentler than either map over eighty per cent of the sphere; the sinusoidal followed by Gall–Peters is worse than both everywhere. What separates them is one angle, and it is the number rung ten showed the ellipse does not carry.
A cartogram keeps the shapes it inflates
Seven rungs build cartograms and none reads one back. Reading means recognising a region and dividing its drawn area by its base area, and the construction is against the reader twice: the correlation between how much a region grows and how much of its shape it keeps is −0.996, and the base area a reader has to divide by is the map the cartogram replaced.
A current drawn on a page has sources
Seven rungs project a scalar field and ask what the page does to its gradient. A wind or a current is the other half of what gets mapped, and the operator that matters for it is the divergence — which is preserved by an equal-area map exactly, by no other map at all, and by a conformal map least of anybody's expectation.
Rounding is not noise
Eight rungs treat a coordinate's error as noise that averages down. A published coordinate has a second error that does not: it is deterministic, it is shared between every point in the same cell, and at five centimetres apart ninety-three per cent of pairs come out as the same place — which no amount of independent noise can produce.