Bodies — the ladder
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A coordinate on another body
Mars publishes two latitudes for every point and they differ by up to 0.338°, which is twenty kilometres of ground — almost exactly the same distance as the Earth's own 0.192°, because Mars is smaller by nearly the same factor. The libraries that compute either have known both numbers since this collection's early essays and had never been pointed anywhere but here.
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The same projection on a different body
A projection's distortion does not depend on the body's size at all — only on its flattening — so Web Mercator's 0.3848° of angular deformation is not a fact about Web Mercator. It is 2f radians, and the same mistake made on Mars measures 0.6765°, on Jupiter 7.68°, and on a body scaled ten times larger than Mars the identical number to twelve figures.
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A body that is not an ellipsoid
Vesta's three axes are 286.3, 278.6 and 223.2 kilometres, all different, so it has no axis of revolution — and on such a body the planetographic latitude of a point at 45° planetocentric swings by 1.4° as one walks round it in longitude, and by 6.4° on Phobos. Latitude stops being a function of position.
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A map of a body with three axes
Every projection on this site is written in a latitude, and a body with three unequal axes has none: the coordinate lines are not perpendicular, Lambert's equal-area formula spreads areas by 28 per cent on Vesta, and the equal-area map that does work has a different one on every meridian.
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A body with no sea level
On Earth the zero of height is found rather than chosen — water settles onto the equipotential surface by itself. Nowhere else has one, and the difference is measurable: Clairaut's theorem predicts the Earth's flattening from its own gravity field to twelve metres at the pole and misses Mars's by 2.2 kilometres.
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A conformal map of a body with three axes
This site built an equal-area map of a triaxial body and wrote down what it could not do: the conformal one, which needs an isothermal coordinate that a surface with no axis of revolution was said not to have. It has one, Jacobi found it in 1839 for a different reason, and it takes two one-dimensional integrals.
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A conformal map of a body that is not a quadric
Jacobi's ellipsoidal coordinates give a triaxial body a conformal map by two quadratures, and this collection wrote down what that argument uses: the surface has to be a quadric. A real body is not. Solving the discrete Cauchy–Riemann equations instead — one complex equation per triangle, two thousand triangles, conjugate gradients — gives a conformal map of a bumped body to a median of 1.10°, converging at first order in the mesh, with the areal factor spreading by 3.07 and refusing to converge at all.
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The map depends on where it was cut
The previous rung solved the discrete conformal equations on a triangulated body and reported an areal spread of 3.07, then recorded that the number might belong to the patch, the boundary and the two pinned vertices rather than to the surface. It belongs to the pins: hold a different pair and it runs from 2.68 to 7.44, while the typical angular deformation does not move at all.
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Cuts of the same size in different places
Where a body is cut decides how well it can be mapped, by a factor of ten — established with five windows of five different sizes, so *where* and *how much* were confounded and the factor could have been entirely about extent. Held to the same surface area to a quarter of a per cent, the answer survives at a factor of 1.32, and what predicts it is the curvature the window encloses.
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A long window and a square one
Rung nine held the patch's area and found that where the cut goes still changes the map by a third, with the curvature it encloses predicting the change at r = 0.969. It recorded that it had held area and curvature and not shape. Sweeping the shape at constant area separates two things that had looked like one: the map is curvature and the cost is shape.
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A longitude that drifts with the rotation rate
Ten essays here map bodies whose shape is the problem. A longitude is not about shape: it is a landmark plus an extrapolation over however many days have passed, and an error in the last published decimal of a rotation rate is a coordinate error that grows without bound in time.
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A ray from the centre hits the surface twice
Eleven rungs map bodies that are lumpy, triaxial and turning at a drifting rate, and every one assumes the surface is star-shaped about the centre — which is what makes a longitude and a latitude a coordinate at all. A contact binary is not: on a stated body with a neck a third of a lobe wide, 10.9 per cent of the sky has no single radius, and the shape model everybody publishes fills the neck in and adds 1.67 per cent of the volume.
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On a body with a hole, north can be up everywhere
Twelve rungs vary the body's shape and none varies its topology, which is what every impossibility here actually rests on. A torus has a nowhere-zero tangent field, a total curvature of zero rather than 4π, and a conformal world map with no cut and no singular point — and it still cannot be flattened, for the one reason that survives.