Vesta, with its own coordinate lines
Vesta drawn in an orthographic projection — every figure here is a projection, including this one — with the parametric coordinate lines its published coordinates are written in. Its three semi-axes are 286.3, 278.6 and 223.2 km, so the equator is an ellipse rather than a circle and the body has no axis of revolution to define a latitude against. The surface's own radius runs from 223.2 to 286.2 km, a ratio of 1.282, and the outward normal departs from the direction out of the centre by up to 14.10°.
It is drawn by planetary-figure with
show: "triaxial-map" — one member of a family of
5 figures
that share a generator, so the drawing above is what that generator returns when it is asked
for this one and given nothing else.
3 essays call it. Every call below passes it something, because a placement that passes nothing draws whichever member of the family the generator happens to default to rather than the one its essay argues about.
Where it is called
Changing this changes every one of these figures.
Curvature that varies from place to place
The impossibility this site is built on was argued on a sphere, where the curvature is one number. On the Earth it varies by 1.35 per cent, on Jupiter by 31, on Vesta by a factor of 2.7 — and on a body with three axes it varies along a parallel, which no formula in latitude can express.
A map of a body with three axes
Every projection on this site is written in a latitude, and a body with three unequal axes has none: the coordinate lines are not perpendicular, Lambert's equal-area formula spreads areas by 28 per cent on Vesta, and the equal-area map that does work has a different one on every meridian.
A conformal map of a body that is not a quadric
Jacobi's ellipsoidal coordinates give a triaxial body a conformal map by two quadratures, and this collection wrote down what that argument uses: the surface has to be a quadric. A real body is not. Solving the discrete Cauchy–Riemann equations instead — one complex equation per triangle, two thousand triangles, conjugate gradients — gives a conformal map of a bumped body to a median of 1.10°, converging at first order in the mesh, with the areal factor spreading by 3.07 and refusing to converge at all.