A cylinder unrolls exactly; a sphere does not
Both pictures show the same grid. On the left it is wrapped round a cylinder of radius 1, on the right it is laid flat, and every distance in the grid is the same in both — the circumference is 2π and so is the width of the rectangle, checked to 10⁻⁹. This is possible because a cylinder has zero Gaussian curvature. No corresponding picture exists for a sphere.
It is drawn by curvature-figure with
show: "developable" — one member of a family of
29 figures
that share a generator, so the drawing above is what that generator returns when it is asked
for this one and given nothing else.
5 essays call it. Every call below passes it something, because a placement that passes nothing draws whichever member of the family the generator happens to default to rather than the one its essay argues about.
Where it is called
Changing this changes every one of these figures.
No map is faithful
Not "no map yet", and not "no map at page size". Gaussian curvature can be computed from inside a surface, a sphere has some and a plane has none, and that closes the question permanently.
What can be unrolled
A cylinder is obviously curved and is intrinsically flat, so it lays out on a table with nothing stretched. A sphere is not. The distinction is exactly zero Gaussian curvature, and it is why paper tubes exist and paper globes do not.
Measuring curvature from inside
A flatlander with a ruler can find out that its world is round, by drawing a triangle and adding the angles. Gauss–Bonnet turns that into an exact statement, and the total curvature of a closed surface turns out to be a number obtained by counting.
Impossible in two derivatives, possible in one
The impossibility this whole collection rests on computes a second derivative, so it is a statement about maps that have two. Take one away and it is false: a corrugation restores an exact length while converging to the map that does not, and iterating it gives a flattening whose derivative converges and whose curvature runs to half a million.
The developable surface was never necessary
Eight essays on this ladder start from cylinders, cones and planes, and none of them has asked which named projection is actually a projection onto one. Fitting a one-parameter perspective construction to eleven of them: six come back exact, and the three landmarks are the gnomonic at h = 0, the stereographic at h = 1 and the orthographic at h = ∞.